So, have you guys tried out the excellent array of userscripts that Kohaku has made for HoeHouse?

I'm currently using the Hoe Gain Chances which is both amusing and useful at the same time.

To install them, you'll need to be using either Firefox or Chrome and have either Greasemonkey or Tampermonkey installed respectively on each browser.

You can find the scripts here - http://hoe.4lfa.com/gameplay/kohaku-scripts

Kohaku has made a bunch of other scripts too and you can find a link to them on that same page.

I thought I'd gather up the recent changes to HoeHouse here for posterity. Or rather questions asked previously, if any, and their respective answers. The new updates are reflected on the wiki.

One of the most obvious change is the MAX Energy which is now 1000 and regenerates at the rate of 1 every 100 seconds.

Q: What has changed with the Arson calculation? It'd cost me 156 EN to burn one of Erics houses down. That seems a bit pricey.

A: sticks = bros*houses
energy = (sticks + bros ) / 2000

Same calculation as the party, uses a shit ton of sticks and energy but gives you more chance of success.

Changes in fighting can be found on http://hoe.4lfa.com/gameplay/fight .

The game server has been moved off of App Engine which gives us more freedom to tweak and update whenever so expect more changes and surprises.

According to my calculations the new game of hoe house will start at twenty three minutes past midnight tonight.

We are now running on a new server and pages will probably load faster.

Much code has been edited in order to achieve this.

Please to be complaining if anything goes wrong. It probably will.

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As you may have noticed trades have been enabled again. Please to be complaining if anything strange happens as believe it or not you are the beta testers.

For a description of how they are intended to work try reading this http://wet.appspot.com/blog/221606 TL;DR? Make an offer and if somebody else makes the reverser offer they will find each other and a trade will automatically happen.

The biggest change from the old system is that when you make an offer the goods are no longer taken away, instead it is up to you to maintain them in your inventory.

Congratulations to Erik as he steams home on the Erik train with almost two bajillion bux in tow.

Beating Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik, Erik and Erik to become a cock blocking first.

Behold!

http://hoe-house.appspot.com/hoe/3699015/list

As Athens romps to victory we can only sit back and meditate upon the happenings of this round.

A close call from Quarterlife who made some last minute bros for bux trades and pulled up second.

Desu claims to have had an unfortunate nap attack at the end otherwise he would have been a contender.

Erik remained true to his word and scored really low, tying with thapuppy at only 4 crowns. I'm sure this is going to be a big disappointment for the lad.

http://hoe-house.appspot.com/hoe/3663033/list

Congratulations to Richie for a seemingly diplomatic solution to the who wins this round of hoes problem.

Richie ran his campaign with an iron fist and a "Vote for me, I'm not salty!" slogan.

We shall see how long it takes for a salty crust to form upon his upper lip.

http://hoe-house.appspot.com/hoe/3624212/list

What an intense round with members co-operating with one another to bring down the winrar of this round, saltyfish.

Can you feel the heat? Schwiiiinnnggg for the results - http://hoe-house.appspot.com/hoe/3592094/list

Congratulations and enjoy your crowns. See you next time, folks!

With swift retaliation, strategy and wit, Athens has conquered the coveted +10 crowns.

Well played, sir.

Congratulations to all and good luck for this round.

View the results at http://hoe-house.appspot.com/hoe/3527060/list